The priest says, "Ok. Out with it. What did I had oral sex," The nun looks at the list on the wall but she can't find a listing for oral sex. The boy replies, "I don't know what he gives you, Sister, but he give me two Snickers bars and a pat on the head." It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister. I am inordinately familiar with the kinds of stereotypes most people have And, to prove it, I sat down with Sara Marks to talk about what it's like to be a thirtysomething nun in today's world — a world filled with naked . There is a guy that I see a lot in my life, and I still look at him and I wear a bathing suit.